Tamade Croc / 他媽的鱷魚 and Friends

“Tamade” is the most frequently said word for Croc. At the same time, “Tamade” is considered vulgarity in Chinese languange. It means “His mother’s”. However, Croc thinks “Tamade” sounds innocent because it doesn’t sounds anything like “f**k” or “b***h”, but rather it sounds more like an incomplete sentence. Croc doesn’t believe that an incomplete sentence is vulgarity. Therefore in order to prove “Tamade”’s innocence, he chooses to say it as frequently as possible to educate the public that “Tamade” is harmless. Noble Croc.

Name: Tamade Croc
Species: Gharials (Family Gavialidae)
DOB: 29 November 2006, 9.30am
Gender: Male
Favourite Colours: Blue, Red, Green
Favourite Food: Chocolate!
Best Friends: Mermaid (Croc’s admire), Bear, Little-Yellow-Birdie (Egyptian Bird – Plover), Ernie
Ambition: To become a zoo-keeper

Tamade Croc and all related stuff are created by Ernie.
Email: tamade.croc at gmail.com

Another Ernie’s Production
Copyright 2006
All Rights Reserved

“他媽的”是他媽的鱷魚的口頭禪。無論鱷魚是悲是喜﹐他就是愛說“他媽的”就對了。鱷魚認為“他媽的”這個詞他媽的酷應為它無論怎麼聽或怎麼講都沒有殺傷力﹐可是大家卻總愛把這個無故的詞當成粗話。鱷魚為了彌補“他媽的”所受的委屈就常常把“他媽的”掛在嘴邊﹐希望這樣能夠教育大家不要胡亂冤枉“他媽的”。

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“他媽的”是他媽的鱷魚的口頭禪。無論鱷魚是悲是喜﹐他就是愛說“他媽的”就對了。鱷魚認為“他媽的”這個詞他媽的酷應為它無論怎麼聽或怎麼講都沒有殺傷力﹐可是大家卻總愛把這個無故的詞當成粗話。鱷魚為了彌補“他媽的”所受的委屈就常常把“他媽的”掛在嘴邊﹐希望這樣能夠教育大家不要胡亂冤枉“他媽的”。

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